Why was Object A (i.e. the chair) afraid of Object B (i.e. a door)? ....Because it was a(n) Object C (i.e. ice cream cone).
However, there was one that Canon said that had both Mark and me laughing for a few minutes:
Canon: I wanna tell you another joke. Why was I sitting on Cadence?
Dad: Why were you sitting on Cadence?
Canon: Because... it was a number!! :)
Dad: Because it was a number? (fake sympathy laugh) Ha, ha. Hopefully it wasn't number 1 or number 2.
Canon: It was number 2!
|Way to go, my little jokester!|